Ah yes, chemistry

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r/facepalm - Ah yes, chemistry

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It’s like avoiding whole milk by using skim with a splash of heavy cream.

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Cream does make everything better though!

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My best friend won't give her toddler cow's milk because "hormones", but gladly give her cheese mademoiselle that same milk and beef from cattle given those same fucking hormones. It makes 0 sense.

Edit: I'm leaving it

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Still less saturated fats that using full milk with a splash of cream!

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Alkaline water + acid does have more electrolytes than say distilled water so it’s not as pointless.

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Coming from a lady who had released a candle that smells like her pink canoe

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all jokes aside, pink canoe would be a great band name

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It's even stupider than that. The candle was just named "this smells like my vagina", but, according to Paltrow, "it’s not really supposed to smell like a vagina".

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I went to a vegan restaurant the other day and got an alkaline water with “alkaline” fruits. First sip threw me back because it was so goddamn acidic. Tasted like I was sipping straight from a lemon. Needless to say they were massless.

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Who was the quality control, Harvey Weinstein?

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I’m not even sure if she believes any of this anymore I think she’s just seeing how stupid she can make her products before people stop buying them.

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Not to shame any ppl with vaginas but... the smell has never been the best part of interacting with one?

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